The Jack-Off!

Instead of going out in all the craze this year for Halloween, the boo and I decided to make our own fun in the comfort (and safety) of our home. Being that I had a deadline for a diabetic Halloween article on healthier trick-or-treat options due tomorrow, I had the (self-proclaimed) brilliant idea to kill two birds with one stone: a Jack-Off!

What is a Jack-Off, you might ask. As any other “off,” it is a competition of who can do an activity better. The said activity? Decorating clementines as Jack-O-Lanterns with Sharpies. Yes, we had a ball with only clementines and Sharpies.

Ok, not only. Besides, what would a Jack-Off be without Jack himself? Jack Daniels that is. And our favorite-Honey. Mmm. So picture: me, Devon, and Jack…on the living room floor’s shaggy area rug, carefully drawing shaky lines of scary grins and lop sided eyes, with a nice Neo-Soul Youtube playlist going in the background. Bliss.


I’ll admit, the task was easier described than perpetrated. Half a bottle of Tennessee Honey Jack, 2 Twin Peaks burgers, and about 4 clementines (each) later, we were finally Jack-Off ready! Game faces on, and clementines and fine Sharpies loosely in hand, the battle begun!


*Clears throat* I think it’s safe to say I’m the Jack-Off winner!! (Not sure if that’s a good thing?) Anyway, what did you and the boo do this Halloween?

xxxox,
Que

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